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Well, I have loads of jokes to pass on to you.

But, they'll be here soon. Come back!

Until then, maybe this Useless Fact will cheer you up:

Before you die,
you are likely to have blinked 415 million times,
shed 19 kilograms of skin,
and grown 28 metres of finger nails.


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